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Butterscotch, May 12th, 2009, 8:04 am

Well....Hmm... - Zelda has a good point. I hope my future husband is human.

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Lol. Shallow indeed. She alway's gets saved by a guy in green tights. She never tried anything else. XD

posted by Yamataro on May 12th, 2009, 8:18 am


Oh come on, link is the king of hot!

posted by Eternal Cry on May 12th, 2009, 8:22 am


If that's Wario's only selling point, might as well start calling her Queen Koopa.

posted by AkumaTh on May 12th, 2009, 11:06 am


Zelda may be shallow, but she's right.
How would it work out if turtles like Bowser lay eggs?

posted by TR33FR0G (Guest) on May 12th, 2009, 1:40 pm


I don't even want to go there...

posted by Grey_Wolf_Leader on May 12th, 2009, 2:31 pm


Wellll, Wario also gets a lot of gold on his adventures, he owns a successful Microgame company and he won't be around as much. Also, he is hawt!

posted by Bobcheese400 on May 12th, 2009, 2:32 pm


But he's fat and creepy ;-;

posted by Dark Dragon X80 on May 12th, 2009, 5:36 pm


That's because you have it on widescreen.

posted by Bobcheese400 on May 12th, 2009, 5:57 pm


who wants their spouse to be human?! I vouch for having a wife that is either some kind of hot alien or diety.

@bobcheese: even if he was skinny, wario would look like a short waluigi. i think it should be agreed that waluigi isn't hot.

posted by Crusty_Kris on May 12th, 2009, 6:11 pm


@Crusty_Kris: How dare you! You insult my two lovers! :D

posted by Bobcheese400 on May 12th, 2009, 7:37 pm


If I was female and had the means, I'd boink Bowser. ·3·

posted by Anti on May 12th, 2009, 10:20 pm


Cool page

posted by James Birdsong (Guest) on May 12th, 2009, 10:34 pm


I mean they should have been married or something by now!

posted by sega-tendo-com2.0 on May 13th, 2009, 6:45 am



....somehow...as soon as they fix the twilight mirror. =D

posted by Link_Luvr on May 13th, 2009, 9:27 am


Link is engaged to Ruto; also two comics back Zelda states that she and Link aren't an item.

posted by Butterscotch on May 13th, 2009, 10:16 am


this page and comments are funnier than some comedians XDDDD

posted by eaglelily on May 13th, 2009, 6:36 pm


Princess Zelda isn't even Human. She is Hyrulian, which gives her an elf like appearance.

posted by I POOP MY PANTS (Guest) on May 14th, 2009, 8:31 am

  What what, In the Butt

Shit, I'd fuck Daisy in the ass.

posted by Faggot (Guest) on May 15th, 2009, 4:12 am

  Poop in your pants.

I'll shit in your mouth you god damn cock munching faggot. I love Wario.

posted by Nigger (Guest) on May 16th, 2009, 12:27 am


I can see why you turn guest posting off... I'm lost on the whole thing about mario continuity and having kids. I think it all went south for me with birdo. Dont want...

posted by SpecterHSC on May 16th, 2009, 1:47 am


This comic is hilarious! Fav'd!

posted by Kimmy782 on May 16th, 2009, 1:24 pm


Eternal, that's Leon Kennedy. Hes so badass it only takes him one night to save the president's daughter from parasite infested villagers, cultists, and commandos. All while acting badass.

I agree with Crusty, as long as I get Samus. She's part alien you know.

posted by Prime on March 13th, 2011, 3:40 pm

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